zealotarchaeologist:

i stepped on the scale today and it said “bat”

it took me a few seconds to realize it meant the battery was out, but before i realized that i just said “i am not a bat” out loud

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My mom 0.000052736 seconds after I open the fridge: Don't hold the fridge open so long
dulect:


watcha got there

snaps7:

snapslikethis:

queernymphadora:

snapslikethis:

riversnogs:

riversnogs:

That moment in your childhood when you realize that Diagon Alley is just the word diagonally….

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And the Mirror of Erised is just the word desire backwards.

Didn’t even realize. Does that mean Knockturn Alley is nocturnally (dark/night)?

Yes, and Grimmauld Place is a play on grim old place. 

DUDE.

And Dumbledore is just a dumb old door

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justlikeordinary:

el-dispute:

uhhh yeah I don’t need to wear makeup but I like to and enjoy my appearance with it 

mhm I don’t need a filter but it looks cool and enhances the picture

nope I know I look fine in sweats and a t shirt but I feel like a fuckin princess in my dress

just do what you like and what makes you feel good ok ok 

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staff:

starting today all blogs without the following gifs will be deleted within 24 hours

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frankoceanfanclub:

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